TV Movies / Pilots

40 - The Invaders (Part 2)

We wrap up the second half of The Invaders mini-series/failed pilot as it very awkwardly tries to wedge autism into its mythology of chain-smoking, environment-polluting alien invaders and their evil plot to stop a subway expansion.

39 - The Invaders (Part 1)

Hosts Jordan and Luke watch the first part of a mini-series/failed revival of The Invaders. Starring Scott Bakula, part one reveals a sweeping alien conspiracy to smoke cigarettes and eat steak & eggs for every meal.

33 - The Warlord: Battle for the Galaxy

Hosts Jordan and Luke dive into the universe of The Warlord: Battle for the Galaxy (or The Osiris Chronicles, depending who you ask) which borrows liberally from Star Trek and Star Wars before it finally finds what its got going for it: A huge gross blob monster.

28 - The Omen

It's a spooktacular Halloween episode as hosts Jordan and Luke watch the failed pilot/TV movie for The Omen, where a body-jumping supernatural parasite tries to ruin Boston's St. Patrick's Day parade.

25 - Genesis II

We're joined by guest Kevin to explore the world of Gene Roddenberry's failed pilot/TV movie Genesis II, where a mustache from the past wakes up in a post-lust society and goes nuclear.

18 - Justice League of America

Back before superheroes ruled the box office, the Justice League of America tried to conquer the small screen in this bizarre mash-up of a children's television action series and a knock-off Friends-style sitcom.

12 - Riverworld (2003)

Jordan and Luke travel to Riverworld to watch the first failed attempt to create a TV series about fish eggs that give birth to dead famous people on an alien world with a whole lot of rivers.

08 - The Questor Tapes

Hosts Jordan and Luke investigate the TV movie/failed pilot for Gene Roddenbury's The Questor Tapes where they discover a prototype for Lieutenant Commander Data becoming pals with Captain B.J. Hunnicutt.